I got funny looks when I gifted a fir tree as a housewarming gift.
I thought it would spruce the place up a bit.
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The Particular Gardener (OC)
A gardener was starting a new job on a beautiful property, its driveway lined with fir trees, peacocks roaming the grounds, and a beautiful water feature in the middle of the round drive-end in front of what could only be described as a mansion.
As he hopped out of his truck this rather elega...