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Fir Tree Jokes

I got funny looks when I gifted a fir tree as a housewarming gift.

I thought it would spruce the place up a bit.

A woman visits a tattoo parlor...

A woman visits a tattoo parlor and asks for a nice-sized turkey to be inked on her left inner thigh. The artist thought that was an unusual request, but he did exactly as she wanted.

One week later, the same woman comes in and asks for an evergreen tree to be tattooed on her right inner thig...

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The Particular Gardener (OC)

A gardener was starting a new job on a beautiful property, its driveway lined with fir trees, peacocks roaming the grounds, and a beautiful water feature in the middle of the round drive-end in front of what could only be described as a mansion.

As he hopped out of his truck this rather elega...

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