I was born male, I identify as male, but according to Sainsbury's Deluxe Sticky Toffee Pudding....
I'm a family of four.
I was in Sainsburys earlier today
And a dear old lady at the front of the checkout queue had just had her trolley full of Xmas shopping scanned. The bill came to £61.17. She emptied all her notes & coins onto the counter & with the help of the checkout girl began counting it all up. It came to £59.85. She then started sobbin...
Pre lockdown joke..
I’ve just got back from Sainsbury’s and I’ve just seen a fella buying 4 cases of San Miguel, 5 paella’s and 3 sombreros.
I thought to myself.. Hispanic Buying.
Shopping with Wife
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Sainsbury's. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following le...
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Fellow shoppers enthralled by new diet...
I have two dogs and I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Sainsbury's and was standing in the queue at the till.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the h...
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