Why did the Russian oligarch sign up for the draft?
Because going to the front line was safer than trying to open his hotel room window.
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A joke I rewrote to make it timely... What do you get if you cross a Russian dictator and a Russian oligarch?
Killed. You get killed.
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Why do russian oligarchs only buy MacBooks?
Because they fear windows
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What game have russian oligarchs stop playing
Yacht see
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A Ukrainian sailor was drilling holes in a Russian oligarch's yacht...
A police officer approaches the sailor and asks him what he is doing.
The sailor puts down the drill and says, "Oh, me? Uhhhm... as a matter of fact, I am here to bless the ship."
The police officer looks skeptical, "You're here to bless the ship?"
"Yes, that's right! I ...
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Did you hear the joke about the Russian Oligarchs?
Neither did anybody else, because the Secret Service was kept away due to "privacy concerns"
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A lawyer, a spy, a mob boss and two Russian oligarchs walk into a bar. The bartender says...
"You guys must be here to talk about adoption."
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What are you called when you're rich and in a hurry to rig the U.S. election?
A Russian Oligarch.
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New bordello opened
New bordello opened. They will make every sexual wish come true, but if client can't pay, they will ask a butcher from neighboring meat shop to cut part of your body.
So, one day came russian oligarch. He fucked everyone in the bordello. Female prostitutes, male prostitutes, barman, barmaid a...
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