Russian Oligarch Jokes - 9 Hilarious Russian Oligarch Jokes

Why did the Russian oligarch sign up for the draft?

Because going to the front line was safer than trying to open his hotel room window.

A joke I rewrote to make it timely... What do you get if you cross a Russian dictator and a Russian oligarch?

Killed. You get killed.

Why do russian oligarchs only buy MacBooks?

Because they fear windows

What game have russian oligarchs stop playing

Yacht see

A Ukrainian sailor was drilling holes in a Russian oligarch's yacht...

A police officer approaches the sailor and asks him what he is doing.

The sailor puts down the drill and says, "Oh, me? Uhhhm... as a matter of fact, I am here to bless the ship."

The police officer looks skeptical, "You're here to bless the ship?"

"Yes, that's right! I ...

Did you hear the joke about the Russian Oligarchs?

Neither did anybody else, because the Secret Service was kept away due to "privacy concerns"

A lawyer, a spy, a mob boss and two Russian oligarchs walk into a bar. The bartender says...

"You guys must be here to talk about adoption."

What are you called when you're rich and in a hurry to rig the U.S. election?

A Russian Oligarch.

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New bordello opened

New bordello opened. They will make every sexual wish come true, but if client can't pay, they will ask a butcher from neighboring meat shop to cut part of your body.

So, one day came russian oligarch. He fucked everyone in the bordello. Female prostitutes, male prostitutes, barman, barmaid a...

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