There was a pirate captain who would ask his lieutenant to bring his red trousers whenever an enemy vessel was sighted and battle would ensue.
One day his lieutenant asked him “captain, why do you always wear your red trouser to battle?” To which the old ruffian replied “So that when I b...
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Queen Elizabeth and princess Kate are out motoring through the hillside when the Bentley they're driving breaks down. The driver has to go look for help, and while he's gone some ruffians come across the disabled royalty. "Ain't you the queen?" She confirms she is. "Where's your tiara?"...
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