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Keeping your horse satisfied.

A rag and bone man decides the streets of London aren't like the old days, so he decides to retire his cart and long time partner, his horse. He has invested long ago in a large acreage property in the country with lovely pastures and a barn for his horse.

When he breaks the news to the horse...

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A clown, a Jew and a horse walk into a bar...

The clown and the Jew go sit at the end of the bar and the horse walks up to the bartender.

The bartender looks at the horse and says, "you don't look so good. Is something bothering you?"

The horse says, "you're right. I really need to get laid. I haven't had sex in three years."...

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