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Rubberband Jokes

Did anyone lose a roll of twenties wrapped in a rubberband?

I found the rubberband!

My rubberband gun was confiscated in Algebra class

It was a weapon of math disruption!

To the person who lost the stack of dollar bills

I have your rubberband

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A woman was getting married to a virgin

A woman was getting married to a virgin, but she wasn’t one herself. She went to her friend and explained the situation, saying that her soon-to-be husband thinks that she is a virgin. Her friend offered up some advice. “Slip a small rubber band as far up your thigh as possible, right as you start,...

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