At the mall today I saw a toddler gnawing on a small rubber duck.

I asked him if it tasted like quackers.

What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

My wife accused me of being immature in the bathroom

Hell’ She’s the one who keeps sinking my rubber ducks

Three soldiers, one English, one French and one German, are captured by the Taliban in Afghanistan.

Three soldiers, one English, one French and one German, are captured by the Taliban in Afghanistan. Their captors take them to a mine field and tell them that if they can escape to the checkpoint on the other side, they are free to go. To do so they offer them each whatever transport they want to cr...

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