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The Muppets Jokes

My Doctor finally managed to cure me of my obsession with the Muppets



He gave me an enema

followed by a Doo Doo do do do

Why did one of the muppets go to jail?

It Kermit a crime.

what do apples, dish washer soap, the muppets, a black guy, beer, yankee candels, and the keyboard on a flip phone all have in common?

they all help make a really convoluted joke.

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets
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