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Inkblot Jokes

During a psychiatric patient's evaluation, he's given an inkblot test.

Psychiatrist: Look at that inkblot and tell me what you see.

Patient (studies the inkblot for a minute): I'm not sure, doctor, but to me, it looks like Rorschach Inkblot Series 12, card #7.

Why was the little inkblot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

A patient in a psychiatric hospital is being examined by a shrink. The shrink hands him a piece of paper and asks him, "Look at this inkblot and tell me what do you see."

"Well," the patient says, "I'm not 100% sure, but it looks like Rorschach Series IV, blot #17."

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A man is taking a rohrschach test...

The doctor shows him an inkblot, and the man says "That looks like a huge pair of breasts".

The doctor shows him another inkblot, and the man says "That looks like a big thick cock".

The doctor shows him another inkblot, and the man says "That looks like a man fucking a woman in the as...

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A man goes to see a psychologist.

He sits on the couch and says, "Doc I've been having a lot of trouble concentrating at work."

The doctor pulls out his inkblots. "What do you see when you look at this?" Holding the first inkblot up to the man's eyes, the man squints and replies, "Sex."

The doctor holds up a second ink...

A guy being examined by a psychologist is shown an inkblot card. "What does this look like?" asks the examiner

The guy studies it for a moment. "Oh, that's an easy one! It's Rorschach series III, sequence 6, card 2."

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Patient responds "pussy" to every Rorschach inkblot the shrink shows him.

Shrink says, "Well - you seem quite sex-obsessed."

Patient says "Waddya mean I'm sex-obsessed? YOU'RE the one showing the dirty pictures!"

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On the advice of his doctor, a man goes to see a psychiatrist for possible sex addiction.

During his first session, the psychiatrist shows the man a series of Rorschach inkblots to gauge his reactions.

On the first inkblot, the man says: "It's a guy getting a blowjob."

On the second, the man says: "Hmmm, looks like a woman receiving cunnilingus from another woman."

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This guy goes to a psychiatrist.

The doctor shows him an inkblot and asks him what it looks like.

"A naked woman." He shows him another inkblot and asks him the same question.

"A naked woman on a bed."

Yet another blot, "Naked woman spreading her cheeks." This continues for a while.

"You're a sick per...

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Rorschach Test

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office for his first appointment. After the initial interview, the shrink decides to ease the man into the process with a simple inkblot test. After a few minutes, however, the shrink calls a halt.

"I think its fairly clear at this point that we're dealing wi...

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