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Litmus Jokes

Golden showers are the only litmus test for a relationship.

How else will you know urine love?

They should say "it's litmus" instead of "it's lit."

That way, you can differentiate the people who are basic and the people who aren't.

The scientist asks, "Hey, why so blue?"

The litmus paper answers, "I just came from a date with a pretty basic solution.”

What is it called when a chemist has a really great winter break?

Litmus

What is...

A mathematician’s favorite song?
“Sines” (Sine, sine, everywhere a sine! Don’t do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sine?)

What about a baker?
“Sweet Emulsion”

Okay. Now a chemist?
“Can I Get a Litmus?”

Lastly, a genealogist?
“Rock of Ages”

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