Golden showers are the only litmus test for a relationship.
How else will you know urine love?
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They should say "it's litmus" instead of "it's lit."
That way, you can differentiate the people who are basic and the people who aren't.
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The scientist asks, "Hey, why so blue?"
The litmus paper answers, "I just came from a date with a pretty basic solution.”
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What is it called when a chemist has a really great winter break?
Litmus
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What is...
A mathematician’s favorite song? “Sines” (Sine, sine, everywhere a sine! Don’t do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sine?)
What about a baker? “Sweet Emulsion”
Okay. Now a chemist? “Can I Get a Litmus?”
Lastly, a genealogist? “Rock of Ages”
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