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Roomba Jokes

Even when your Roomba doesn't work anymore

it still collects dust.

Roomba

I'm told the latest model of Roombas has failed to impress customers. It just sits gathering dust on the shelves..

I bought a Roomba...

and now it does nothing but sits there and collect dust.

My Roomba accidentally went out the front door, and the neighbourhood animals immediately started attacking it.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

It's my roomba's birthday.

**I'm bringing him to the beach and I'm just gonna let him go crazy**

I left my front door open and my Roomba got out, and now I can't find it. What are the consequences of this? It has no natural predators...

Nature abhors a vacuum

I just read that my phone and computer have been tracking me, and my Roomba has been gathering dirt on me for years now.

Today I discovered my smart refrigerator. Has been ratting me out to Weight Watchers.

Actually true: a guy in Oregon called the police today because he thought he was being robbed. Turned out the noise was his just Roomba getting trapped.

Seriously, look up the story if you don't believe me.

Anyway, it was all fine in the end. The alleged burglar made a clean getaway.

I recently decided to sell my old Roomba.

All it was doing was gathering dust.

I was fooling around with my new Roomba...

I guess you could call it nice, clean fun.

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I tend to feel bad for Roombas...

they go through so much shit. :(

That CIA surveillance leak sure is scary

I hope my Roomba doesn't start gathering dirt on me

How did the robot vacuum the house?

Roomba room.

What do you call a goat that likes cleaning?

A roomba-a-aa-aa.


(you have to make a goat sound when saying it)

Why did Joseph have to sweep the stable floor?

Because there was no Roomba at the inn.

Dad, I hate my life. It's like a functioning vacuum cleaner.

Dad: I don't understand

It sucks.

Dad: well, there is always roomba improvement.

My 90yr old Grandfather got startled by my automatic vacuum, and smashed it.

KO Roomba

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What does Willy Wonka use to keep his factory clean?

Oompa Roombas

What comes after dirty dancing?

Roomba

I noticed my vacuum is cleaning less of the house than before.

I think it has roomba-toid arthritis.

What did they call the Mexican cleaning robot?

Aye CaRoomba

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