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Rock N Roll Jokes

How can you tell when you've found a really good rock n roll band in Minnesota?





They have two accordions

Have you heard of the nuttiest band in rock n roll?

The almond brothers...

I'll go now

I sold my Kia Soul and bought a guitar and amp.

I guess you can say I sold my soul for rock n roll…

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Two deaf guys stop off in a pub one night on the way home from their lip reading class.

Communicating by using their new lip reading skills one offers to buy the drinks and gives the money to the other who goes to the bar to get them.

At the bar he asks for two pints of lager which the barman puts on the bar and then says “that’ll be £15 please.”

The deaf guy looks shocke...

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