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Road Trips Jokes

It makes my heart race when my GF puts her head in my lap during long road trips

So now I only let her do it when it’s my turn to drive

Where do bees stop to use the bathroom on road trips?

The BP station.

I love long road trips with music..

..Until the acid wear off and i realize i'm in an ambulance with the siren on.

I refuse to take my dog on road trips any more

He can be such a bark seat driver

I mean, NHL teams have father-son road trips all the time

I don't think they're as common in the NBA though...

A little boy walked up to the farmer watching over cows in his field.

Boy:wow! Would you look at that bunch of cows!

Farmer: Herd

Boy: Heard of what?

Farmer: Herd of cows

Boy: Of course I’ve heard of cows

Farmer: No, a cow herd

Boy: what do I care what a cow heard? I got no secrets from a cow.

(No punchline but my dad u...

She was a damn fine car.

When I was young we had gotten a new car, and I loved that car. I loved sitting in the back seat, I loved sitting in the front seat. I loved getting to wash it, and go on road trips in it. I even named her, I called her Betsy.
We bought Betsy on the 4th of July, and every year I thought everyone...
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