Can we fix the American Dream?

No. The warranty expired after one generation.

In my history class my professor was talking about the American dream.

He asked the German kid if they had a German dream. He responded "Well, we did but no one likes it."

What would you call the American Dream if he had an old electric piano?

Dusty Rhodes with a dusty Rhodes.

The American dream:

To buy a shovel for 2$, to then sell it for 4$. Then you buy two shovels, and sell those for 8$. Then one of your rich uncles dies and you inherit 1,000,000$

My dad told me this one

The reason it’s called the American dream

is because you have to be asleep to see it

Why does no other nation have the **American Dream**?

Because the rest of the world is awake!

Why do they call it the American Dream?

Because you have to be asleep to believe it.

RIP George Carlin. He died 11 years ago yesterday.

Told a German exchange student about the American Dream.

Afterward I asked if him if Germans had a dream like that. He said "We used to but nobody liked it"

Michael Jackson is the epitome of the American Dream

Only in America could a poor, black boy become a rich, white woman

Three chinese men named Hu, Fu and Chu come to the USA to live the American Dream

Chu calls himself Chuck and opens a dry cleaning business.

Hu calls himself Huck and opens a dollar store.

Just Fu goes back to China disappointedly.

The teacher asks a student

Talking about the American dream a teacher turns to the German exchange student and asks if Germany has a dream.

The student says there was a German dream but the world didn't like it.

My fellow obese Americans

chasing the American dream does not count as exercise.

Three Chinese brothers

Bu, Chu and Fu came to America to live their American dream.
Bu changed his name to Buck, went into banking and became very rich.
Chu changed his name to Chuck, got a car dealership and also became rich.
Fu decided to go back to China.

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Since The Simpson's just reached the 600 episode milestone, I'd like to take a moment to remember it's importance to american history ...

Its unwaveringly realistic portrayal of the yellow people's disenfranchisement while pursuing the American Dream is a testament to our nation's tolerant spirit.

German dream

A teacher in germany was teaching the students about the american dream. At the end of the class the teacher asks if there were any questions. A kid raised his hand and asks if there is a german dream too. The teacher replies "there was, but our neighbours didnt like it that much"

That holocaust joke reminded me of this one I heard about 2 Mexican dudes.

2 Mexican guys move to America from Mexico. They decide to each go their own way and try to adapt to the culture of their new home. A year later they bump into each other.

Mexican guy 1: Hey man! Long time no see! How have you been adapting? I got really into NASCAR, I got this American flag...

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