American Dream Jokes

To buy a shovel for 2$, to then sell it for 4$. Then you buy two shovels, and sell those for 8$. Then one of your rich uncles dies and you inherit 1,000,000$

My dad told me this one

No. The warranty expired after one generation.

Because the rest of the world is awake!

We were talking about the American dream in class and the teacher said to a German boy if he had a German dream. He said, "We did but no-one liked it."

Because you have to be asleep to believe it.

RIP George Carlin. He died 11 years ago yesterday.

He asked the German kid if they had a German dream. He responded "Well, we did but no one likes it."

Afterward I asked if him if Germans had a dream like that. He said "We used to but nobody liked it"

Only in America could a poor, black boy become a rich, white woman

Dusty Rhodes with a dusty Rhodes.

chasing the American dream does not count as exercise.

Chu calls himself Chuck and opens a dry cleaning business.

Hu calls himself Huck and opens a dollar store.

Just Fu goes back to China disappointedly.

Talking about the American dream a teacher turns to the German exchange student and asks if Germany has a dream.

The student says there was a German dream but the world didn't like it.

Bu, Chu and Fu came to America to live their American dream.
Bu changed his name to Buck, went into banking and became very rich.
Chu changed his name to Chuck, got a car dealership and also became rich.
Fu decided to go back to China.

2 Mexican guys move to America from Mexico. They decide to each go their own way and try to adapt to the culture of their new home. A year later they bump into each other.

Mexican guy 1: Hey man! Long time no see! How have you been adapting? I got really into NASCAR, I got this American flag... read more