Rice Field Jokes - 3 Hilarious Rice Field Jokes

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A murder-for-hire occurred in a rice field using small china ornaments as the weapon

It was a knick-knack paddy whack

A man was arrested for killing a cow in a rice field using only 2 small porcelain figures.

Police say this may be the first known case of a Knick-knack paddy whack.

What do you call a murder over a set of porcelain figurines in the middle of a rice field?

A knick-knack-paddy-wack

(100% stolen from somewhere, I still think it's funny)

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