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After seeing a co-worker win the Powerball, my retirement plan has changed.

It's back to $20 million.

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Retirement Plan

Working people frequently ask retired people, "What you do to make your days
interesting ~"


Well, this was what I heard from a 60+ Senior Citizen & he said this about using time Productively...


"The other day, my wife & I went into town & went into a shop....

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New Military Retirement Plan

So, the military decides to adopt a new retirement plan, when you retire, you may choose any 2 points on your body, and are paid $10,000 for each inch between them.
First person to retire is a buck sargeant, he walks into the room and asks the official to measure from the top of his head to the b...

My grandma just asked me, "Son, what's your retirement plan?"

I said, "It's you."

What do you call a person with a house, and a retirement plan, that really isn't that bad?

An ok boomer

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Not part of the retirement plans.

A man takes early retirement and leaves the big
city for a crofter’s cottage in the Scottish
Highlands. After a month of isolation he hears a
knock on his door. He answers it and sees an
enormous Scottish farmer standing outside. ‘I
hear you’re new around here,’ says the farmer,
‘Y...

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The Pentagon found that it employed too many generals and decided to send some with early retirement.

They promised every general retired a full annual income and all associated benefits plus $ 10,000 for each inch measured in a straight line between two self-chosen points on his own body.

The first who accepted the retirement plan asked to measure the distance between the tips of his toes an...

666 is the Number of the Beast

This from Todd Lewis, who has a great sense of humor.

We all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.

But did you know that:

* $666.95 - Retail price of the Beast
* $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
* $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all...

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