Did you hear they’re cancelling Halloween this year?
Because nobody would wear a mask.
I've invented an exciting new product. Say goodbye to noise-cancelling headphones...
...and say hello to noise-cancelling megaphones!
Dont see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.
If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too though.
I purchased some noise cancelling headphones..
I thought people would find them annoying but so far I haven't heard any complaints..
Many veterans experience PTSD from the loud bangs of fireworks around holidays like 4th of July and New Years. My advice to them is to use noise-cancelling headphones, Netflix, and pharmaceutical-grade weed.
Just like the children of Kabul.
I just bought some £300 noise cancelling headphones for my wife.
But i can still hear her.
A man goes in to the doctor's office to cancel an appointment.
Lady at the desk tells him that it's a $200 charge for cancelling without one week notice.
Guy asks how much does it cost to reschedule and the lady says it's free.
"Ok so I need to reschedule for two weeks out"
"Is three weeks ok?"
"Alright, you're set f...
Abortion isn't murder
It's cancelling a pre-order