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Cancelling Jokes

Major airlines are cancelling flights as staff call in sick.

If I was in charge, none of their excuses would fly.

I purchased some noise cancelling headphones..

I thought people would find them annoying but so far I haven't heard any complaints..

Did you hear they’re cancelling Halloween this year?

Because nobody would wear a mask.

All this Corona cancelling events and stuff, hey do y'all know if they cancelled the rodeo or not?

Or are they holding their horses?

A man goes in to the doctor's office to cancel an appointment.

Lady at the desk tells him that it's a $200 charge for cancelling without one week notice.

Guy asks how much does it cost to reschedule and the lady says it's free.

"Ok so I need to reschedule for two weeks out"

"Is three weeks ok?"

"Perfect"

"Alright, you're set f...

Many veterans experience PTSD from the loud bangs of fireworks around holidays like 4th of July and New Years. My advice to them is to use noise-cancelling headphones, Netflix, and pharmaceutical-grade weed.

Just like the children of Kabul.

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