Cancelling Jokes - 6 Hilarious Cancelling Jokes

Major airlines are cancelling flights as staff call in sick.

If I was in charge, none of their excuses would fly.

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I purchased some noise cancelling headphones..

I thought people would find them annoying but so far I haven't heard any complaints..

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Did you hear they’re cancelling Halloween this year?

Because nobody would wear a mask.

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All this Corona cancelling events and stuff, hey do y'all know if they cancelled the rodeo or not?

Or are they holding their horses?

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A man goes in to the doctor's office to cancel an appointment.

Lady at the desk tells him that it's a $200 charge for cancelling without one week notice.

Guy asks how much does it cost to reschedule and the lady says it's free.

"Ok so I need to reschedule for two weeks out"

"Is three weeks ok?"

"Perfect"

"Alright, you're set f...

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Many veterans experience PTSD from the loud bangs of fireworks around holidays like 4th of July and New Years. My advice to them is to use noise-cancelling headphones, Netflix, and pharmaceutical-grade weed.

Just like the children of Kabul.

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