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The reopening of Lego World in 2021 was a big deal.

People were lined up for blocks.

Disney world is reopening today

It’s about to be an even smaller world

You know what the official motto of reopening restaurants is?

"I'll have what he is having."

People are quick to judge crowds at bars after reopening..

It’s a bar, by definition that’s where people go to make bad decisions.

With bars reopening, exotic dancers can once again bring home the bacon...

...but only one strip at a time.

So the FBI is reopening their investigation due to emails found on computers at Anthony Weiner's house.

If these emails bring Hillary down, it'll be the first time she's been screwed by a Weiner in years.

Went to a restaurant last night

I was a little worried because of it being so soon after the reopening. Sure all the sat tables were pretty well spaced out, but I was still nervous.

The waitress came over and gave us the standard greeting and asked us we wanted anything to drink, but I was still thinking about my health...

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