This comes from my 5 yr old neighbor's ankle bitter: What do you call a broken can opener?
A can’t opener. Get it? A can't open her. LoL!
Today I learned all about the orbicularis oculi muscles.
Quite the eye opener I tell ya
Assuming this is funny.....
A physicist , chemist and an economist are shipwrecked. They have retrieved a box full of canned food but they don't have a can opener. The physicist says "let's determine an angle at which if the can is thrown we can get it opened up" The chemist chips in "let me think what metal is used to ...