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Ren Jokes

Kylo Ren: I've always hated being an only child

Han: You're not an only child. You're a Solo child.

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

Kylo Ren and Ray are fighting each other.

As they fight, Kylo Ren says, "I know what your getting for Christmas."

Ray yells at him saying, "stay out of my head!"

Kylo Ren responds, "I have felt your presents."

Why the hell didn't Kylo Ren become a damn pilot ?

Because he's a damn driver !

How did Palpatine talk to Kylo Ren before episode 9?

Snoke Signals

Did you see Kylo Ren at his recital?

I heard he killed the solo.

Why did Kylo Ren pick Nvidia over AMD?

Because it has better REY tracing....

So, Kylo Ren went his entire life without getting a Girlfriend...

I guess you could could say he's Ben Solo all his life.


You've likely heard it but I only just tripped over it myself. >.>

Wonder if Kylo Ren took his grandfather's name in his honour.

Would be weird signing off orders as "K. A. Ren".

Why was Kylo Ren embarrassed at McDonald's?

It was his First Order!

Why did Apple want to hire Kylo Ren?

He’s an inner Vader

Where did Kylo Ren get his lightsaber?

At the Darth Mall.

^I'm ^sorry.

Why was Kylo Ren so angry when the table next to him received their food ?

Because he was the First Order

Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

Since Carrie Fisher's death, I feel sorry for Kylo Ren.

How will he fulfill the other half of his Oedipus complex now?

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

A truamatizing joke for a single mother to tell their child(ren)

"You look like your father, whoever he is."

Why did Kylo Ren get a free meal at the new McDonald's?

Because he placed the First Order.

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Variations of a nail joke. (Heard at a Ren Faire, modified)

The Goldman Nails company is trying to bolster business. They start a contest to create an advertisement for the business. The first submission is from an older lady.

It starts with a man with a beard in a white robe hammering away at wood. The shot pulls back to reveal an massive wooden s...

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Brentry

In anticipation of Brexit many British politicians have unfriended their EU counterparts on Facebook.

I guess now they will have to referiend'em...

Saw Solo told my younger brother, that I was going spoil the ending of Solo in only two words. I told him.....

Kylo Ren

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An improved Game of Thrones joke

Robert Baratheon, Renly Baratheon and Stannis Baratheon go into a tavern. They order ale, but when the barkeep brings them over, they each find a fly in their cups. Robert goes into rage and smashes the cup, demanding new ale. Renly takes the fly out and laughs with the barkeep about it. Stannis rea...

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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The boss is hosting a costume party for Halloween

We see all the usual costumes, that you buy at the store, and even a few homemade ones, but I noticed that the intern was only wearing a pair of jeans. We’re all trying to figure out what his costume is, a shitty hulk? That Kylo Ren meme? Nobody knows, until one person walks up to him and asks:
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In Star Wars Legends, Rey discovers an unusual force ability...

...this allows her to turn as dark as the night like a shadow and even become the shadows of others, useful for creeping up on enemies. The First Order Stormtroopers spoke about this amazing power having heard about it from a commanding officer Rey fought with the force. "Sir was spun around and kno...

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