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Three drunk guys entered a taxi.



The taxi driver knew that they were drunk,

so he started the engine & turned it off again.

He told them. "We have reached".

The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said: "thank you".

The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap.

The driver was shocked, thin...

Move to the left!

"A pastor announced, "If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left".

All the men in the church moved to the left except one man.

The pastor was happy there was at least one strong man, and asked," How come your wife can't control you?"

The man quietly replied, "It...

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