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Redecorating Jokes

My wife started redecorating the house again. . .

She’s doing a great job, but then she hung-up a couple paintings of trains that were almost touching the floor.

I asked her what was the deal with the paintings.

She told me they were “low co-motifs”.

A Woman Was Redecorating Her House

But when it came time to choose her window curtains, she was torn between two different shades of blue. One set was a darker shade - which matched the sofa, and the other was a lighter shade - which matched the chair. No matter how she tried to justify one over the other, she could not come to a dec...

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While redecorating a church, three nuns become extremely hot...

While redecorating a church, three nuns become extremely hot and sweaty in their habits, so Mother Superior says, "Let's take our clothes off, and work naked."
The other two nuns disapprove, and ask, "What if someone sees us?"
But the Mother Superior says, "Don't worry, no one will see us, w...

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