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Redecorate Jokes

Apparently, all the tents from the Game of Thrones sets are being redecorated for use in a new mini-series on Genghis Khan.

I am not sure why anyone is surprised about the recycled Khan tent.

My wife's a bit down so I decided to redecorate our living room

Thought it would chair her up but sofa she haven't even noticed

I'm seeing this girl and she redecorated her bedroom and I really don't like the new look.

Should I tell her?

It's kind of an awkward conversation starter from someone she has never met.

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It’s time to redecorate the nunnery and Mother Superior is feeling overwhelmed with supervising all the various contractors. Wanting to save some money, she tasks the 2 newest novitiates with painting the cloister...

The young nuns are inexperienced painters, and they paint slowly and carefully, concerned about getting paint on their habits.

Mother Superior comes to check on them and is dismayed to find by the end of the day they’ve barely painted one wall.

“You’ll need to paint faster ladies, w...

A man has been building a submarine for many years

After he is finally finished with it, he shows it to his friends, who start laughing.

"That submarine looks hideous" said the first friend

"Yeah, the interior looks even worse" says the second

The man, still feeling confident in his build, decides that he is going to redecorate...

A blonde, brunette, and redhead were stranded on a desert island.

As they were walking along the shore, they found an old lamp. While cleaning it up a genie appears. He looks at the 3 of them and says, you get 3 wishes, one each. The redhead wishes to be sent back to her condo and find that it's all paid off and redecorated. The brunette wishes to be sent on a cru...

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A bar owner decides to make his place a piano bar.

He hires a pianist, buys a baby grand, shuts down the bar and has it redecorated. He talks to one of his friends and says,”Man, I hope this place goes over, I’m kind of worried no one will come.” The friend says, “Well, have a grand opening. Advertise and get the word out.” The bar owner takes his a...

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