Red Bull Jokes

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They approach the house and explain to the farmer and his wife that they are intergalactic swingers. He asks them is they are ok to spend the night and then go back to their planet in the morning. The farmer and his wife talk it over and agree.

The male alien takes the farmer's wife into th... read more

How do those bastards sleep at night?

One guy orders a crown and coke. The bar tender hands him a apple. Guy says I ordered a crown and coke not a apple. Bartender says, “try it”. He bites one side of apple and says “damn that tastes like crown.” Bartender says “turn it around.” Guy turns apple around and takes a bite “damn that t... read more

He walks up to the bartender and says."I'll take a Vegas Bomb, Crown and Redbull please."

So the bartender, puts an apple on the bar before him. Confused the man looks at the bartender wondering if this is some kind of joke. Before he can ask, the bartender already knows to explain.

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walks into a sex shop & shakily made her way up to the clerk at the counter.

"Exc-c-cuse m-me sonny, b-but I n-n-need some i-i-in-inform-m-mation about v-v-vib-brators"

"Certainly madam" said the clerk as he reached under the counter to pull out a box full of the sex toys, took ou... read more

She sits down and buys herself a drink, a little timid but looking around to see if they are any attractive men. After a little while (and 3 vodka red bulls) she sees a man walk in and also sit down by himself. Feeling good, she walks over, sits down, and introduces herself.

She and the man c... read more

He tells the bartender that he wants 3 double vodkas with red bull straight up.

The bartender, making conversation, asks what the man is celebrating. The guy looks at the bartender for a moment and says, "my first blowjob".

The bartender tells him, "well, congrats, just for that, I wi... read more