As a French-Canadian with a successful plaid condom business, I feel I have a lot to offer on British monetary policy
But nobody wants a Quebecker with a checkered pecker as Chancellor of the Exchequer.
All the dates I've had recently have been way too interested in my stance on monetary policy...
Why are they all so super-fiscal?
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