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Yesterday, my friend swore that his fields were constantly covered in mysterious crap that kept reappearing week after week after week.

It was all bull shit.

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Three Horny Women at a Bar (Long and Dirty)

Three horny women were sitting at a bar. It was closing time and the bartender was trying to close up shop. He tells the women to leave but the first replies.
"We're all very horny! But we don't have any boyfriends to go home to, can you help us out?"
The happily married bartender explains t...

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