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Man, on a first date: How do you feel about sex? Woman: I like it infrequently.

Man: I see. Is that one word or two?

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Hot blond is filling out a form. Where it says "sex" she put "Infrequently". The clerk asked her....

"Is that one word or two?"

What do you call a pharaoh who farts infrequently?

Toot-uncommon.

I go to the gym so infrequently

I still call it James

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How do you feel about sex?

A handsome bawa and an attractive bawi were good friends. They decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding they discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the bawa decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

'How ...

Two elderly women are talking about their failing love lives. "So how often are you getting it now, Doris?" asks Mabel. "Oh, I like it infrequently these days!" replies Doris.

Mabel asks, "Is that one word or two?"

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Elderly couple getting married

An elderly couple had been going out for some time and decided to get married.

Prior to the big day, the woman asks the gent "What about sex?"

He quickly responds, "Infrequently."

She ponders and then asks, "Is that one word or two?"

imagine how terrible a granddaughter you have to be

to visit your grandma so infrequently that you can't tell if it's a wolf dressed in her clothes and not her

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A woman and a man meet at a rapid dating service......

...The man sits down and says, โ€œIโ€™ve only got three questions.โ€
โ€œOK,โ€ replies the woman.
โ€œDo you like to clean?โ€ he asks.
โ€œI love cleaning,โ€ she replies.
โ€œGreat. Do you like to cook for other people?โ€
โ€œI love to cook,โ€ she says.
โ€œFantastic,โ€ says the man. โ€œOK, last question. Do you...

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An older couple is getting married...

An older couple is getting married. The husband-to-be looks at his bride and asks, "What's your opinion on sex?"

The bride says, "I prefer it infrequently."

The man replies, "Is infrequently one word or two?"

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Proper old couple

A very proper old British couple had been seeing each other for some time and decided to get married. They began discussing the terms of their marriage, their home, their life together. It was the gentleman who first brought up the topic of sex.

"Well my dear, it seems to me we should broach...

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Newly wed 70-year old

Marty is with his fellow septuagenarian friends. During a thoughtful pause between all the joking and grousing he reveals that he and his new bride are having some issues with sex. The friends had previously warned Marty that his bride-to-be only wanted him for his money and now they rallied around ...

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