EA have been hit by ransomware and need to pay up to $7,000,000

Hackers claim they want EA to feel a sense of pride and accomplishment when they finally unlock their information

My girlfriend dissapeared when she got a virus on her computer one day and never came back.

I guess she Ransomware..

How did the hacker escape the police?

He just ransomware!

How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?

I think they just ransomware.

"Officer, where did the hacker escape?"

"I'm not sure sir, he used the backdoor and ransomware"

Q. Why were the cops unable to catch the hacker?

A. Because he ransomware

Where did the hackers go when they escaped?

No idea, they just ransomware

The FBI found a hacker's base of operations and broke in, but he was no where to be seen.

Agent 1: Where did he go?
Agent 2: I don't know, he ransomware

“10-4, back up, I need back up”

“What’s your location?”

“16 and 11. Hacker is on foot.”

“Where is the suspect headed?”

“I don’t know. He just ransomware.”

You know what hackers did when Police showed up at their house?

They ransomware safe

I asked our security specialist, “How did the hackers get away?”

Miffed, he shrugged and answered, “No idea. They ransomware.”

A police officer is chasing a hacker

He loses track of him in the streets and asks a passerby:

-Where is he,where is the hacker!?

-I don't know,he ransomware.

I work at an IT company, and today my girlfriend left me

I used to have a girlfriend but she ransomware, so I wannacry

Where did all the Cyber security consultants go for the last few days?

They ransomware.

Getting an STD is like downloading a virus...

...but getting married is like downloading ransomware.

I scared off my best friend as a prank today...

He was so terrified that he ransomware.

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