Ransomware Jokes - 19 Hilarious Ransomware Jokes

How did the hacker get away from the police?

He ransomware.

Did you hear about the cyber criminal who got away?

They ransomware.

The IT guy at work has been missing for the past few weeks.

He must have..ransomware.

"Officer, where did the hacker escape?"

"I'm not sure sir, he used the backdoor and ransomware"

How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?

I think they just ransomware.

So I got a virus on my computer

And the thing is, I didn't do anything and it just disappeared.

Must have ransomware.

My girlfriend dissapeared when she got a virus on her computer one day and never came back.

I guess she Ransomware..

On a lighter side of ransomware

She : You have a girlfriend?
He : No. I had one, though.
She : Where did she go?
He : She Ransomeware !

You know what hackers did when Police showed up at their house?

They ransomware safe

Cryptocurrency is crashing so bad . . .

that I heard ransomware gangs are demanding payment in rubles!

Q. Why were the cops unable to catch the hacker?

A. Because he ransomware

I asked our security specialist, “How did the hackers get away?”

Miffed, he shrugged and answered, “No idea. They ransomware.”

The FBI found a hacker's base of operations and broke in, but he was no where to be seen.

Agent 1: Where did he go?
Agent 2: I don't know, he ransomware

“10-4, back up, I need back up”

“What’s your location?”

“16 and 11. Hacker is on foot.”

“Where is the suspect headed?”

“I don’t know. He just ransomware.”

I work at an IT company, and today my girlfriend left me

I used to have a girlfriend but she ransomware, so I wannacry

A police officer is chasing a hacker

He loses track of him in the streets and asks a passerby:

-Where is he,where is the hacker!?

-I don't know,he ransomware.

Where did all the Cyber security consultants go for the last few days?

They ransomware.

Getting an STD is like downloading a virus...

...but getting married is like downloading ransomware.

I scared off my best friend as a prank today...

He was so terrified that he ransomware.

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