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Rammstein Jokes

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How long will it take for Rammstein's new album to be released?

'Till Lindemann has finished the lyrics.

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German heavy metal band Rammstein travels to Poland for the next stop on their international tour. As the airport official goes through their passports and checks them in, she asks, "Occupation?"

The singer replies, "No, no. Were just here to perform a show. We'll be gone by tomorrow morning....

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