Race Car Driver Jokes - 5 Hilarious Race Car Driver Jokes

What did the spiritual race car driver say to his mother?

I have good car, ma!

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IM A RACE CAR DRIVER

I DRIVE A BUS WITH BLACKS,BROWNS,WHITES,OTHERS..

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A German race car driver once told me why he never goes down on a woman.

Because the intake is too close to the exhaust.

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The quickest way to become a millionaire is to become a professional race car driver...

You just need to start off as a billionaire

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How fast is your Father ?

Three little boys were sitting around bragging about how fast their fathers were.

The first little boy said “My Daddy drives race cars, and goes over 200 miles an hour !”

The second little boy said “That’s nothin’. My Daddy flies jet airplanes faster than the speed of sound !”

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