Push For Jokes - 4 Hilarious Push For Jokes

Why did Trump push for Congress to change the national bird after seeing one get sick in a zoo?

He hates ill eagles.

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Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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Stoners everywhere are uniting to push for legalization of marijuana

It is a joint effort

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Two prisoners are breaking out.

To make it to freedom, they have to climb over seven high walls. The first two are no problem, but they are starting to get tired after wall three. Wall four is quite challenging for them, but they make it with little issue. After wall five, they are exhausted, but they keep going. Smelling freedom,...

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