Puerto Rican Jokes

Partly in the USA

Does it matter? They still don't have power.

Mice and Beans

So he calls him self a Quarto Rican.

When asked "why?" he replied, "Tropical Depression."

The waiter stops them and says “Sorry, you can’t come in here without a Thai.”

They tell you.

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

...a car drives by and hits them. The only survivors was a baby squirrel and skunk and from that day on they became the best of friends. Years later, they're walking through the woods together:

Squirrel: Hey, have you ever wondered what we were?

Skunk: Yes, I have.

Squirrel: Ho... read more

A family of skunks and a family of ducks were crossing the street... Because of the traffic a baby skunk and the baby duck had to stay on the other side of the road as they watched their families walk away. The duck and the skunk started to get upset because they didn't know who they were or what th... read more

Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.

A guy and his pregnant wife approach the clerk at a cheap motel. After being told there were no vacancies, the man pleads to the clerk, "my wife is pregnant, we drove all night to get here, and there is are no rooms available at any of the Inns".

The clerk looks at him suspiciously and says "... read more

When asked why, he said it's just for shooting cans.... Africans Mexicans and Puerto Ricans

without warning, a car barrels over a hill and into the path of the animals wiping out both families except for one baby duckling and one baby skunkling. The pair hightail it off the road and find refuge in a hole in a tree. They decide to stick together and support each other in order to survive. T... read more

Bc their kids will be too lazy to steal.

“We need less immigrants! Less Mexicans! Less Colombians! Less Guatemalans! Less Puerto Ricans!”

Finally the aide couldn’t take it anymore, leaned in and said quietly: “fewer.”

“I told you not to call me that yet!!”