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Psychic medium: So you would like to contact your late wife?

Me: Yes

Medium: How do you intend to pay for this?

Me: Oh my god, itโ€™s her!!

Why did the psychic medium hang himself?

To get to the other side.

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Renouned psychic medium Derek Acorah died this morning.

Family find no peace in his passing. He still wont fucking shut up.

Mom Joke

Mom had developed a new one, the Mom Joke

Mom: Sheโ€™s a psychic medium. Is there a psychic small and a psychic large?

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