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Psychic Reading Jokes

I got a psychic reading that said I was going to die happy.

The next day I went and got a job in customer service so I'd live forever.

A man came up to me and asked if I want a free psychic reading.

I said, "Not if you have to ask."

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Bill is out for a drive and comes across a place that does psychic readings.

Bill, ever the skeptic, walks in just to tell the psychic that he's a fraud and that he's taking advantage of people. The psychic tells Bill to try his Skeptic's package. "What's that?", Bill asked. "It's a special deal I offer to people who don't believe in psychics." The psychic began to explain. ...

German lady visits a psychic.

A german woman sees a newspaper ad for psychic readings. She decides to give it a shot.

*"This week you will kill millions upon millions of people."*, the psychic tells the woman.

*"What a bunch of kuhscheiße"*, thinks the woman, as she leaves.

She's walking by a construction si...

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