Provoking Jokes

Discus.

Are you male or female?

I spent the whole time trying to find myself

Thot-provoking

A woman walks past a pet shop. In front of the store there is a cage with a parrot, that suddenly starts talking to the woman: "You're ugly"
The woman quickly walks away.

At the next day the woman again walks past the shop and the parrot again says "You're ugly".
This time the woma... read more

Zookeeper: Yup, thought-provoking stuff. \*Whispering into phone\* The leopard's escaped again

Historians have found that this uproar was due to his teachings being too Thot-provoking

As I sat down with my friend we eagerly awaiting what was promised to be an amazing, thought provoking production, acclaimed to bring us a better understanding of the world around us.

The lights darkened and the curtain rose, on the stage sat a single chair, and a thick book, a man came on st... read more