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Probiotic Jokes

Have you heard about the rising political tensions between yogurt and penicillin? One side is probiotic, and the other is antibiotic.

They're calling it a culture war.

I finally got some probiotics

These amateurbiotics in my stomach just aren't cutting it.

My girlfriend asked me if she should buy probiotics

I told her my gut feeling was no.

So, I’ve been hearing people talk about probiotics and how good they are for you. I don’t buy into it.

I guess you could say I’m anti-biotic.

I've heard many things about the benefits of probiotics, but I think they are too expensive . . .

So can anyone recommend any good amateur biotics?

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