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Prince Albert Jokes

Good job to whoever named it a 'Prince Albert'.

It has a nice ring to it.

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If Prince Albert is when you pierce the head, what title does Albert get when the balls are pierced?

Baron

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Tampons

A man walks into a supermarket, asks the clerk where the Tampons are.
She told him Aisle 14.
He comes back a few minutes later with a big bag of large cotton balls...and some kite string.
Puzzled, the girl asks him if he wasn't the one asking for Tampons?
" it's a long story," ...

Who could've expected conservative party member Boris Johnson....

would end up getting a Prince Albert?

I got a phone call from some helpful people who wanted me to know a few things...

But what I'd like to know is who put Prince Albert in a can and why is my refrigerator running?

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