[KK] Broken pencil

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Broken pencil.

Broken pencil who?

... nevermind, there's no point

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Heaven was running out of spots for new souls

So St. Peter was instructed by God to only let in people, who, apart from having lived honorable lives, had also suffered a terribly traumatic last moment, and needed consolation for that.

The next day, St. Peter went to his place at the front gates of Heaven, and three men were there, waitin...

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