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Powerade Jokes

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If Powerade makes you more powerful and Staminade gives you more stamina, what does Gatorade give you?

What the fuck is Staminade?

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Chad Kroger walks into a supermarket.

He buys a Powerade.

The cashier says, "that'll be 95 cents."

Chad Kroger gives the cashier a dollar and takes the Powerade without taking his change.

Before Chad leaves the cashier yells, "Wait!"

Chad replies, "What?"

"Your band fucking sucks."

What does the alt-right drink?

White powerade

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Joke I just made up: what's a neo nazis favorite sports drink?

White powerade!

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