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Pot Belly Jokes

Apparently smoking weed makes you gain weight

That explains my Pot belly

What kind of belly does a stoner have?

A pot belly!

If I eat a Marijuana edible

Will I get a pot belly?

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A young man walks into a lamp post

"Ouch!" the lamp post shrieked. "that was hella painful"

Appalled by what he heard, the young man went all crazy and started running down the streets, where he saw road crossing chickens, stupid blondes, fatherless black kids and an insane number of lawyers, engineers, priests, scientists, do...

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