Cul Jokes - 10 Hilarious Cul Jokes

What did the Pink Panther say when he got to the cul-de-sac?

Dead end. Dead end.

Dead end.

Dead end. Dead end. Dead end. Dead end.

Dead ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

We were having so much bad luck on our cul-de-sac that the HOA thought we had been cursed. They brought in a witch doctor and druid to scribe protective symbols and runes all over the road...

...well, that's the ward on the street anyway.

A 15 year old boy turns 16 tomorrow.

He asks his mom for a brand new car so he can drive around, but his mon tells him that if he wants his own car, he'd have to work for it and get it himself.

The mom leaves for work the next morning, and when she comes back that night she sees all the street lights in her cul-de-sac covered in...

What do you call a dead-end religion?

A cul-de-sect.

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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Where did the castrator live?

At the cul-de-sac.

Sat here scratching my ass, spying on the neighbour washing her beaver, it dawns on me.

We have some non-traditional pets on our cul-de-sac.

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The professor of statistics and logistics.

So a friend told me this joke. It was created by Norm MacDonald. Hopefully I don't butcher it. Also, I'm on mobile, so I apologize if it's weirdly formatted.

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A new guy moves into a cul de sac. One of the neighbors comes up to him and starts small talk.

"So what...

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It's Saturday morning at Cathy & Bill's home.

They live in a cul-de-sac. After Bill jumps into the shower, the door bell chimes. Cathy answers it in her pajamy-wams to find their neighbor Bob standing there. He gives her a long look up and down and says "You know, if you take off your top off, I will give you $500." Cathy thinks it over and che...

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