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Dik Jokes

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Richard Attenborough showed me a selection of photos of small African antelope penises.

It was Dick's dik-dik dick pic picks.

You know how to pick up a zoologist?

Send them dik-dik pics.

What do you call a drunk, dyslexic CD

Floppy diks

What do you call a urologist with a TikTok account?

A DikDok.

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Nsfw When God created Adam, he gave him the job of naming the animals.

Adam:
Boobies,
Cocks,
Pussies,
Shags,
Horny toads,
Asses,
Dik diks

It was then that God decided that he needed to create women.

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