What is the name of Mao's funny brother?

Lmao

Do you know what Mao, the first leader of communist China, becomes when he laughs

LMAO

The Chinese President has decided to make a red book of quotes, like Mao Zedong did.

He's calling it "That's what Xi said"

I think my cat might be a communist

He won't shut up about Mao.

I think my cats are communists

They expect free food and keep talking about Mao.

What did the communist say when he heard a really funny joke?

"L-*Mao*."

Robespierre, Trotsky, and Mao walk into a bar.

There are no survivors.

Chairman Mao was a keen rock climber who managed to scale all the top ten peaks of China. He commemorated his achievement by getting his ears pierced and adding 10 pieces of jewellery to represent each peak.

he was....(ahem)....MaoTenEarring.

A French guy asks his friend, "Did you hear the joke about the Chinese Chairman?"

His friend responds, "Yeah, Le Mao"

What do Chinese Communists say instead of “lol”?

L-MAO.

A man has a booth at a fair with a talking cat...

A woman walks up and asks, "Can your cat really talk?"

The man turns to the cat and asks, "Which leader is attributed to the most deaths in human history?"

The cat says, "Mao."

The woman, who is annoyed by this ruse, walks away.

The cat turns to the man and asks, "Should...

How do Communists ask for help?

Quit Stalin and get Lenin me a hand right Mao!

So I asked my cat who his favorite socialist was.

He just looked at me and said Mao.

How do French cats laugh?

“L’mao”

The Talking Cat.

A 2 bit magician had a show called "Goldie, the Magic Talking Cat". He wasn't that skilled of a magician, so he had to make up for his lack of talent with cheesy 2 bit tricks.

He found this cat that looked like it was clearly abandoned. It had fleas and ticks, wasn't fixed and it didn't ...

I'm beginning to suspect my cat is secretly a Chinese communist.

All she ever talks about is Mao.

Why are French cats always do cheerful?

Because they're always saying, "Le mao"

What does a Chinese communist revolutionary do after hearing a good joke?

L Mao

One day in 1960's China...

Mao told his chief of police to send 10,000 intellectuals and a clown to rural exile. The police chief asked "Why the clown?" Mao laughed and said "That's the spirit!"

What's a cat's favorite dictator?

Mao

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Five American explorers and best friends just found an old, abandoned Communist bunker.

When they got inside it, they saw a closed gate with what seemed like a treasure behind it. The gate could only be opened by teamwork and unity - the Communist way. There were four swithes on the gate, and one on the ground, and to reach it you needed to lean.

Luckily, one of the Americans h...

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Why is everyone picking on Jews?

A comedian was going into his favourite joke, "One day, Moskowitz and Finkelstein were going to..." when a heckler from the audience interrupted.

"Moskowitz and Finkelstein! why does it always have to be two Jews? Can't you tell a joke with any other nationalities involved!? Why don't you mak...

So a baby is named by his French, Chinese, and Redditor grandparents

A. L'Mao

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