I don’t know how the Chinese fell for Mao and the communist party

I mean, there were a freakin ton of red flags.

Do you know what Mao, the first leader of communist China, becomes when he laughs

LMAO

What is the name of Mao's funny brother?

Lmao

The Chinese President has decided to make a red book of quotes, like Mao Zedong did.

He's calling it "That's what Xi said"

What do we want? A Chinese dictator!

When do we want it? Mao!

I think my cats are communists

They expect free food and keep talking about Mao.

Robespierre, Trotsky, and Mao walk into a bar.

There are no survivors.

How do they laugh in China?

L-MAO!

I think my cat might be a communist

He won't shut up about Mao.

What did the communist say when he heard a really funny joke?

"L-*Mao*."

Chairman Mao was a keen rock climber who managed to scale all the top ten peaks of China. He commemorated his achievement by getting his ears pierced and adding 10 pieces of jewellery to represent each peak.

he was....(ahem)....MaoTenEarring.

A person of Spanish and Chinese descent had a son that would never stop laughing. That’s why he named him...

La Mao

A French guy asks his friend, "Did you hear the joke about the Chinese Chairman?"

His friend responds, "Yeah, Le Mao"

What do Chinese Communists say instead of “lol”?

L-MAO.

So I asked my cat who his favorite socialist was.

He just looked at me and said Mao.

A man has a booth at a fair with a talking cat...

A woman walks up and asks, "Can your cat really talk?"

The man turns to the cat and asks, "Which leader is attributed to the most deaths in human history?"

The cat says, "Mao."

The woman, who is annoyed by this ruse, walks away.

The cat turns to the man and asks, "Should...

How do Communists ask for help?

Quit Stalin and get Lenin me a hand right Mao!

How do French cats laugh?

“L’mao”

Why are French cats always do cheerful?

Because they're always saying, "Le mao"

What is every cats favourite Dictator?

Mao.

The Talking Cat.

A 2 bit magician had a show called "Goldie, the Magic Talking Cat". He wasn't that skilled of a magician, so he had to make up for his lack of talent with cheesy 2 bit tricks.

He found this cat that looked like it was clearly abandoned. It had fleas and ticks, wasn't fixed and it didn't ...

I'm beginning to suspect my cat is secretly a Chinese communist.

All she ever talks about is Mao.

What does a Chinese communist revolutionary do after hearing a good joke?

L Mao

One day in 1960's China...

Mao told his chief of police to send 10,000 intellectuals and a clown to rural exile. The police chief asked "Why the clown?" Mao laughed and said "That's the spirit!"

What's a cat's favorite dictator?

Mao

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Why is everyone picking on Jews?

A comedian was going into his favourite joke, "One day, Moskowitz and Finkelstein were going to..." when a heckler from the audience interrupted.

"Moskowitz and Finkelstein! why does it always have to be two Jews? Can't you tell a joke with any other nationalities involved!? Why don't you mak...

So a baby is named by his French, Chinese, and Redditor grandparents

A. L'Mao

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