My friend was showing me around his toolshed

Pointing to a ladder he said, "That's my stepladder. I never knew my real ladder."

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I was in the toolshed

When my wife came in looking all hot and sexy, she took her dress of and her panties and said hurt me big man

So I said your hair's a mess and yer feet are to big.

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