I asked this Spanish guy if he wanted to come to the beach with me, but he just stood there and refused to move.

It turned out he was a non-playa character.

There was this really hot guy on the beach when I was in Mexico, so I brought him some Jewish bread.

He gave me a weird look, subsequently turned me down...and I don't understand *why.*

*I just wanted to challah at a Playa.*



^I'm ^sorry

Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

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