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Tish Jokes

What do you get when you toss two drums and a cymbal over a cliff?

Ba-dum-tish

Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

ba dum tish!

What do you call a murderous metre?

A killometre!

(Cheesy ba-dum-tish sound effect plays)

I was playing the squeeze box and a policeman told me to stop, so I acted accordioningly.

\*boom tish\*

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be really small. [BADUM TISH](http://www.badum-tish.com/)

Delivery...

A delivery guy turns up at the office the other day with a big roll of bubble wrap.
"Where do yo want this, sir?"
Without thinking I replied, "Just pop it in the corner."

Took him three hours.

Badoom tish.

I was walking into my berdoom

Tish...

Do you know what's better than Alan one-dick?

Alan Tu-dyk...

(*bah-dum-tish*)

Did you hear the one about the speed bump and the cymbal?

Ba-dum, tish.

So, a Farmer's Daughter walks into a Bar . . .

. . .n.
 *ba dum tish*

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog.

*ba dum tsss

*ba dum tish

idk

What did they call Mozart after he died?

A decomposer

Baddoom-tish

[Pun] Why did Henry invent the assembly line?

He couldn't a-Ford not to.

*bad-dum tish*

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown.

Ba-dum TISH

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