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Q : With Britain leaving EU soon, how much space will be freed up?

A: 1 GB

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Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love,Your $on.~~~

Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ec...

Should use this moon stone on my Jigglypuff?

I can't decide, it is such a Tuff decision

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Did you hear about the new John Wayne toilet paper?

It's ruff tuff, and takes from no one.
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