Why do the Greek hate getting up early?

Because dawn is tuff on Greece :D

A college student writes a letter to his parents back home.

Dear Mom and Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. My profe$$or$ are al$o $uper cool! With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Mi$$ you guy$!

Q : With Britain leaving EU soon, how much space will be freed up?

A: 1 GB

Should use this moon stone on my Jigglypuff?

I can't decide, it is such a Tuff decision

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A Indian man walked into a grosery store in the wild west

wanting to buy toilet paper. The clerk told him they had one cheap brand with no name and a brand called luxury. The Indian man settled for the no name cheap one.
After two days he came back and told the clerk he had a name for the cheap toilet paper.
You can call it John Wayne. The clerk sai...

"Hey girl... You a pokemon trainer?"

Because you make my wiggly tuff

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