Play Outside Jokes - 8 Hilarious Play Outside Jokes

While getting ready to go play outside with my kids, my wife asked me "Do you have tennis shoes?"

I responded, "No, I only have 9 issues."

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go play outside!

There once was a boy who was only a head

He lived his life in the hospital, he always looked out the window to see all the other kids playing outside. "I wish more than anything to have a body so I could play outside with the other kids," he'd always say. One morning he woke up and to his surprise he had a body. He started jumping with joy...

The doorbell rang so the son went to open the door.

- Who is it?
- I'm the house owner, I'm here to collect rent.
- Mom! It's the owner. Do you have money or should I go play outside again?

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A football team went on a trip by a plane

They started playing football in the cabin and the pilots were not happy, so the captain said to the flight attendant : "Go deal with this shit! " Later the plane was quiet and he asked his flight attendant : "What did you do? " The flight attendant answered : "Simply I told them to go play outside ...

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Little Johnny is playing upstairs, he gets hungry so he goes to the kitchen and hears his parents arguing.

His dad calls his mom a bitch and his mom calls his dad a bastard. His dad storms out of the room so Johnny figures it's ok to go in, he decides to ask his mom about the new words he heard. His mom is taken aback, but she thinks quickly and tells him that a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlem...

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A bunch of mentally ill people get on a plane

A bunch of mentally ill people get on a plane. They create havoc and so much noise. The pilot wants a little quiet. He goes to check out the plane and sees them playing except one person. This person was minding his business and appeared professional. The pilot explained the situation and told him t...

An Old Atheist Joke

A little boy walks down the street to his church every Sunday. Every now and then he gets curious about the alley running between the houses straight to the church, but his friends tell him to walk around the block like normal because a mean atheist hangs out in the alley.

One day he's by him...

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