Plastic Straw Jokes

... those turtles would lay off the coke!

They suck.

He looked up to see the Devil sitting at a chair.

“Hello my friend,” The Devil said kindly, “How are you this fine eternity?”

“A bit confused,” the man replied, “I didn’t realise that I was dead.”

“I understand,” the Devil said sympathetically, “Why don’t you tell me how you go... read more

His name was No-straw-damus.

All he had to do is to throw a box of plastic straws to the sewer system.

I recently gave up plastic straws and plastics in general. Now I just book a vacation in the Galapagos once a year, and crush those turtles to death myself.