Bib Jokes - 9 Hilarious Bib Jokes

Why do basketball players wear bibs?

They dribble a lot

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

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A farm boy took his pet duck and got in his pickup to go to the movin’ picture show in town.

He walked up to the ticket booth with his duck under his arm to buy a ticket, but the girl said, “sir, you can’t bring that bird in here”.

The country boy tries to explain ’bout how the duck is a housebroken pet, but the girl says, “SIR, I’m sorry but you can’t bring that animal into the thea...

You Know You're A Northneck (Northern Redneck) If......

Your rusty vehicle's resale value only goes up if you remember to put the snow tires on them during the winter.

You ever got into a shouting match based on which college hockey team you're a fan of.

You've ever used expired gas station sushi as bait for ice fishing.

(You're re...

Party games are so different in the Star Wars galaxy...

For example on Earth you bob for apples, but on Tatooine you Bib Fortuna.

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A proctologist is giving President Trump an examination.

Proctologist" "Wow! How'd you put the entire Republican National Committee and 40,000 Evangelical Christians up there! And why are they all wearing bibs?"

Trump: "They love eating shit."

Why did Jabba the Hutt invite a twi'lek to his fish buffet?

He needed a Bib Fortuna.

(For Star Wars nerds) What do baby Twi'leks wear when they eat fish?

A Bib Fortuna

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[NSFW] Granddad and Grandson are out fishing

Granddad and Grandson are out fishing. Granddad reaches into his overall bib pocket and pulls out a pack of cigarettes.
Grandson looks on and says "Granddad, can I have one?"
Granddad taken back by the question fumbles for a response and asks "we'll grandson, umm can you dick touch your ass ho...

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