People should use bibs when they eat for protection.

Because it’s important to practice safe snacks.

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A farm boy took his pet duck and got in his pickup to go to the movin’ picture show in town.

He walked up to the ticket booth with his duck under his arm to buy a ticket, but the girl said, “sir, you can’t bring that bird in here”.

The country boy tries to explain ’bout how the duck is a housebroken pet, but the girl says, “SIR, I’m sorry but you can’t bring that animal into the thea...

Why do basketball players wear bibs?

They dribble a lot

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

Why can’t Jabba the Hutt eat fish?

Because he needs a bib for tuna

Party games are so different in the Star Wars galaxy...

For example on Earth you bob for apples, but on Tatooine you Bib Fortuna.

Why did Jabba the Hutt invite a twi'lek to his fish buffet?

He needed a Bib Fortuna.

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[NSFW] Granddad and Grandson are out fishing

Granddad and Grandson are out fishing. Granddad reaches into his overall bib pocket and pulls out a pack of cigarettes.
Grandson looks on and says "Granddad, can I have one?"
Granddad taken back by the question fumbles for a response and asks "we'll grandson, umm can you dick touch your ass ho...

(For Star Wars nerds) What do baby Twi'leks wear when they eat fish?

A Bib Fortuna

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